The laugh-out-loud tweets that prove Chrissy Teigen is the only person you need to follow on social media
Let's just call it. Chrissy Teigen OWNS Twitter and in fact, the whole of social media. She's funny AF, brutally honest and she even trolls her own husband, John Legend. What's not to love? Hey, we love her so much that we've put her on our SS20 cover - and she looks unreal (you can read the juicy interview here).
After all this is the person who said it as it is when she called Donald Trump, "a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president," after he tweeted about criminal justice reform. The tweet from the President read, "Guys like boring musician John Legend and his filthy-mouthed wife are talking now about how great it is – but I didn’t see them around when we needed help getting it passed.”
The Mayor of Twitter won the day again when the news broke that John Legend was People's Sexiest Man Alive and Chrissy not only took to Twitter to celebrate the fact she was 'boning him' but changed her bio to, "De-motivational speaker currently sleeping with people's sexiest man alive."
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As Chrissy drops another top tweet here's her greatest and funniest moments on the social media platform EVER, including the one to mark our cover launch.
Chrissy candidly admitted that she had a boob job when she was 20 in GLAMOUR's SS20 interview and shared the news with the caption: 'narrator: they did not stay perky'. We beg to differ, Chrissy, as does your husband!
There's no better woman to take dating advice from than Chrissy...which apparently means moving in pronto. If it worked a charm on John Legend, it'll work out well for us, right?
Someone had the absolute audacity to troll Chrissy Teigen over the shape of her face and she shut them down in the best way possible. Someone posted a snap of her captioned: "You look beautiful but you should grow your hair long again. Girls with round faces should not have short hair like that. It makes your face look huge. Been there….believe me….LONG HAIR👍” Thankfully, Chrissy spotted the post and hit back with an epic response. She wrote: “Honestly wow thank you because when I wake up each morning I wonder what @bcnjw would do and then I try to make her happy so this was a mistake on my part." Tea, served.
Chrissy Teigen just made us realise our entire life has been a lie after revealing how we should actually be pronouncing her surname. Mind.blown.
@chrissyteigen / InstagramWe can always rely on Chrissy to give us an honest look into her beauty regime, and the kween of social media has given the people what they want. In a series of Instagram stories, Chrissy documented her pore cleansing regime using pore strips (anyone who has used them before will know how utterly satisfying the process can be). Chrissy used her Instagram stories to take us through her regime in great detail: "I like to pull these off, slowly, and then tilt them towards the light so I can see each little mountain, each tiny mountain. And then I like to take my finger and brush the blackheads to the side so I can see their length. I take the strip and I fold it into quarters. That concludes my story, entitled, 'If Hannibal Lecter Loved Bioré Nose Strips.' Thank you." Never, ever change, Chrissy.
@chrissyteigen / InstagramChrissy's tweet: "Luna and daddy"
Chrissy uploaded this sweet snap of Luna with her toy Arthur, the cartoon that Chrissy mercilessly mocks John for resembling. Captioning the snap, she wrote: "This is my childhood Arthur doll. My mom has kept it all this time. Maybe I've been attracted to Arthur my whole life and now I found my real life human one." John simply replied: "Wow".
Getty ImagesChrissy's tweet: 'My husband didn’t even take his last name?' - March 2018
Chrissy had the perfect response to someone who asked why she hadn't taken her husband's last name.
Getty ImagesChrissy's tweet: 'Grammys 2008. 10 years ago. This tan!!! Lmao' - January 2018
For ten years ago, this is TAME!
Twitter / @chrissyteigenChrissy's tweet: 'Does Alicia Vikander have a Twitter because I will def give her a back rub tomorrow' - February 2017
Now that would have been an Oscar highlight.
LOVE Magazine / RankinChrissy's tweet: 'How is John taking off my jewelry "relationship goals" like your fuckin boyfriend won't take your necklace off jfc leave him' - February 2017
She only racked up 275,000 likes for this one...
InstagramChrissy's tweet: 'I like your photo to let you know we are still friends even though I don't return your messages' – February 2013
We've all been there.
InstagramChrissy's tweet: '@realDonaldTrump what time should we call your Uber?' - January 2017
After Trump tweeted, 'we must keep 'evil' out of our country'.
Getty ImagesChrissy's tweet: 'what a beautiful prayer. makes me wanna grab my puss' - January 2017
This might take it for the funniest Chrissy Teigen tweet during Trump’s inauguration.
InstagramChrissy's tweet: 'Whatevs' - January 2017
Chrissy was praised by women for tweeting a photo of her stretch marks.
InstagramChrissy's tweet: ‘I like hotline bling because it's great and I don't have to google what it's about’ – October 2015
And it introduced us to some of the best dance moves of all time.
InstagramChrissy's tweet: ‘I have come to realize that at some point in the day, I will order and consume a pizza so it might as well be in the morning.’ - October 2015
We might not be pregnant, but this is still relatable AF.
InstagramChrissy's tweet: ‘Hate this macbook relationship. "When do you want to update?" "Later" "later today or later tomorrow?" Oh my god just fucking LATER’ - January 2016
Yeah, same.
InstagramChrissy's tweet: 'to everyone asking, john is healing perfectly' - April 2016
Chrissy's tweet confirming she'd given birth to their first child, Luna.
TwitterChrissy's tweet: 'Bahahaha loser' - January 2017
At the Golden Globes.
Getty ImagesChrissy's tweet: ‘No one told me I would be coming home in diapers too’ - April 2016
It's not all roses.
InstagramChrissy's tweet: ‘I dunno I can’t find her’ – April 2016
Chrissy’s response to a tweet asking, “How’s baby Luna?” She was slammed on social media for going out to a Hollywood bar two weeks after giving birth -scandalous.
InstagramChrissy's tweet: 'My newborn just looked up at me and said "mommy, why is Piers Morgan so unequivocally douchy?" I didn't know what to say' – June 2016
We’ve all been wondering…
InstagramChrissy's tweet: ‘Every time someone asks John for a selfie and says "I never do this" I think back to the night we met when I said it but not about selfies’ – December 2015
Chrissy first met John Legend on the set of the video for his 2007 track 'Stereo'. "I’m not going to lie, we hooked up," she said. They went on to marry in 2013 and John released his Number One hit ‘All of Me’ about his wife the same year.
Getty ImagesChrissy's tweet: ‘I like being called butterface because it implies I have a dope body’ - January 2015
Sometimes you just take your compliments where you can get them.
InstagramChrissy's tweet: ‘I manually retweet the super-morons so they can't delete and hope their employers will see. Sadly, not many have employers.’ – September 2014
When you don't care about trolls 'cos you're a multi-millionaire.
InstagramChrissy's tweet: 'I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips' - August 2014
Commitment or creepy?
