It’s official. We’re obsessed with Big Little Lies - with its beautiful people, living in beautiful houses, with a whole load of secrets and resentment bubbling under the oh-so-pretty surface. (Not watching it yet? Here's why you need to get involved, stat.)
Even better, there’s complicated female roles aplenty. But which BLL character are you most like? (Yes, it’s the new 'which SATC character are you?'). Let's go!
You know you’re a Madeline if...
You’re the centre of your social scene. You know everyone - and everyone wants to know you. Some people might call you a Queen Bee, but they’d just be jealous. Second, thoughts, they’re right. You are a queen
You’ve got more energy than a triple shot espresso. You talk lots - and fast
You positively enjoy holding a grudge. You nurture them like treasured pets
You won’t take no for an answer, and pity the helpless souls who try
You can go from zero to total outrage quicker than you can say ‘melodramatic’, and you sure ain’t scared to pick a fight. Mainly because you know you’ll win
You are funny and care enormously and fiercely for your friends. You know they all love your advice
You like: floral patterns, cropped cardigans, musicals
You know you’re a Renata if...
You’re a super-successful power-player with a lucrative career. You are busy, busy, BUSY
You’ll speak up for yourself, even if it loses you friends. You pride yourself on being outspoken
Your appearance is as sharp as your mind. You look immaculate at all times. Even during bursts of extreme anger, and rampant impromptu sex
You’re impatient and have a ruthless streak. If people think you’re spiky, so what?
Some people might say you’re unfriendly, controlling and neurotic. But they would just be petty under-achievers who need to get a life
You like: expensive tailoring, power blow dries, ending the day with large glass of wine while staring angrily out to sea
You know you’re a Celeste if...
You’re serene on the surface but underneath there’s a lot going on
You’re quite a private person, who only shares the edited highlights of their life. You love staging the perfect picture to post online
You’re intelligent, articulate and perceptive; you can read people uncomfortably well and can tell when someone is lying
You’re a loyal friend and a great listener. You’ll do anything you can to help them
People mistakenly underestimate you, but you’ve got an inner steel - so they better watch out
You like: silky negligees, cashmere rollnecks, massive diamonds
You know you’re a Bonnie if...
The words ‘holistic’, ‘wellness’, ‘spirituality’ and ‘toxins’ are very important to you and your lifestyle
You LIVE for yoga
You make your own jewellery and favour kaftans or slouchy knitwear that slide off your shoulders. You also have amazing abs, and you aren’t shy of flaunting them
You have a strong social conscious and often help the homeless. You love giving advice, especially to younger women who need a bit of guidance
You’re describe yourself as a chilled out, no-drama kind of person. You just want everyone to get along, OK?
You like: teeny tiny cropped gym tops, glistening with sweat from your yoga sessions, spreading ‘good vibes’
You know you’re a Jane if...
You’re low-key, casual and perhaps a bit of mystery to others.
Your friends might be a little high drama (ahem), but you’re fine with not being the centre of attention
Girly you are not
Sometimes you feel like a bit of an outsider, you can find it hard to fit in with new people
You would name your child after your favourite musician
You're made of strong stuff. You find it hard to show emotion but when it does bubble up and out - it’s way more explosive
You like: checked shirts, skinny jeans, running, heavy black eyeliner, flirting with baristas
You know you’re a Chloe if...
You’ve got a good line in swearing, in particular, dropping the F bomb
You’d ever dare to refer to your mum as ‘Woman’
You’re addicted to your smartphone
You have excellent taste in music, and always play the DJ at home and in the car
You are often described as wise beyond your years
You’re astute, sharp-tongued, and fantastically droll. Let’s face it, you’re the coolest person in this town
You like: wise-cracking, Leon Bridges, Alabama Shakes, rolling your eyes at your crazy mum
