Scott Disick's Best Lines
The Lord himself on wearing pink, being portrayed as a villain and his famous family
GettyKourtney: Do you want me to list everything annoying about you?
Scott: No, the list will never end.
GettyBruce Jenner (now Caitlyn Jenner): Nobody knows how to handle Kourtney.
Scott Disick: I handled her well enough to get her pregnant.
GettyKim: Oh look, someone sent us free yoga membership
Scott: Thank God. You wouldn’t have been able to afford it
GettyI didn’t buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.
GettyIsn’t it funny to think that, like little old grandmas that can barely walk could have been, like, real big whores at one time?
GettyI never thought I’d be in a family that has more people than a small country.
GettyWhether it is Sir Disick, Lord Disick, or Count Disick, becoming royal is really gonna get the respect that I deserve. Like, I don't need to be walking around like some peasant.
GettyPeople who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!
GettyI like to work as little as possible to make the most money.
GettyKourtney: I think a little discretion goes a long way.
Scott: I agree, but I think you already know what goes a long way. And that's my genitalia.
GettyI love Kim, but she's like the most boring person ever.
GettyI don't mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I'm a great guy ... I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model. I'm the American dream!
GettyThree thousand dollars for a walking stick? Sounds reasonable.
GettyI swear, every time [Kourtney] hears me say something funny, she tweets it and pretends she came up with it.
GettyKourtney: What did you pack in your hospital bag?
Scott: A Tuxedo
GettyKourtney: I think Kim and Kris [Humphries] got into a fight
Scott: It’s tough when you’re married that long… a week or two.
GettyKourtney: So I took it [the pregnancy test] and it said I might be pregnant.
Scott: There’s a “might” symbol?
GettyYou've really made me just want to go to Kmart and get a gun.
GettyI've realised that I'm probably just perfect and it's everyone else around me that's got issues.
GettyWhy don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!
