Our Favourite Glee Quotes
The most hilarious moments from the hit musical show
TM & copyright 20th Century Fox No MerchandisingKurt: He's on team gay. No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1983.
TM & copyright 20th Century Fox No MerchandisingSue Sylvester: Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.
TM & copyright 20th Century Fox No MerchandisingSue Sylvester: I don't need the sound of your stretch marks rubbing together.
TM & copyright 20th Century Fox No MerchandisingArtie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.
TM & copyright 20th Century Fox No MerchandisingSue: This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again.
Figgins: But the risk and danger isn't to you.
Sue: That's the best part.
TM & copyright 20th Century Fox No MerchandisingSue Sylvester: Children must know fear. Without it, they'll try Frenching grizzly bears or trying to live in Florida.
TM & copyright 20th Century Fox No MerchandisingWill: I'm not tossing the baby out with the bath water here.
Brittany: I've totally done that.
TM & copyright 20th Century Fox No MerchandisingKurt: My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.
TM & copyright 20th Century Fox No MerchandisingSue: I just prefer to think of the homeless as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!
TM & copyright 20th Century Fox No MerchandisingBrittany: Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.
Rachel: Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business.
Puck: That Rachel chick makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing.
Kurt: They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
Sue Sylvester: You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.
Mercedes Jones: Oh, Hell to the no! Look, I'm not down with all this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland!
Quinn: When my mom applied to college, she put being popular as her main extracurricular activity.
Sue Sylvester: You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.
Rachel: Every time you wear it, you can think of me and the star you're helping me become.
Sue Sylvester: If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.
Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?
Season 2 Volume 1 is out on DVD from 4th April
