Kristen Stewart: We love you but what are you talking about?
Now, don't get us wrong we LOVE Kristen Stewart: she's sassy, completely original and a great actress but just sometimes she has our heads spinning and we're not quite sure what she's talking about. Here are a few of her most confusing moments.
Getty ImagesWhat She Said: [When talking about defining her sexuality] I'm not hiding sh*t. That's really important to me. As much as I want to protect myself, it's not about hiding. As soon as you start throwing up on so many walls, you cannot see over them yourself, so you just start isolating in a way that's not honest.
Translation: I have nothing to hide but I don't want to tell the press anything because as soon as I do, it's out of my hands and can make me feel misrepresented.
Getty ImagesWhat She Said: Really, I'm incredibly disjointed and not candid. Just in general, my thoughts tend to come out in little spurts that don't necessarily connect. If you hang around long enough, you can find the linear path. But it will take a second. That is why these interviews never go well for me.
Translation: Kristen doesn’t always think in a coherent way but if you listen to her for long enough, you’ll understand what she means.
Getty ImagesWhat She Said: [On her film Equals] This movie was a meditation on firsts, and a meditation on maintaining, and a meditation on the ebbs and flows of what it's like to love someone-your feelings versus your ideals, the bursting of bubbles, the shattering of dreams you thought were possible, and what you have to contend with as things get more realistic.
Translation: This movie is about relationships and how they change as they go on.
PA PhotosWhat She Said: It's okay, you know? It's okay to be you. It's okay to just not be okay. It's okay to not be okay.
Translation: Just be yourself.
Rex FeaturesWhat She Said: You should never step outside of your life and look at it like it's this malleable thing you can shape so that people view it a certain way.
Translation: Just be who you want to be.
Rex FeaturesWhat She Said: Acting is such a personal thing, which is weird because at the same time it's not. It's for the consumption of other people. But in terms of creative outlets and expressing yourself, it's just the most extreme version of that that I've ever found. It's like running, it's exertion.
Translation: Acting is the best way to express yourself but that’s strange because it’s also something that people watch.
GettyWhat She Said: If the movie is good then great, but if it's not then God, I feel so bad for that person with their face fifty feet tall, all blown up. Some people would be happy with that, that as long as their face was out there they're stoked about it. I'm not like that.
Translation: I only want to appear in good movies that I am proud of.
Rex FeaturesWhat She Said: I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body.
Translation: I’m most at home on a film set.
Getty ImagesWhat She Said: I've been working as an actress since I was very young, and I know a lot of people who are actors who don't have to deal with having a persona... You know, if you look up the word persona, it isn't even real. The whole meaning of the word is that it's made up, and it's like I didn't even get to make up my own. It can be annoying.
Translation: People have this idea of what I’m like but I didn’t create that.
Rex FeaturesWhat She Said: I wrote a sick short film that I'm really proud of. It's more abstract rather than super-narrative. It's like a poem; it's about water.
Translation: I wrote a really good poem about water
PA PhotosWhat She Said: I've felt the happiest I've ever felt wearing these clothes [by Nicolas Ghesquière]. I've also felt androgynous and rigid. Sort of like you're wearing a fucking building.
Translation: I really like Nicolas Ghesquière's designs.
Rex FeaturesWhat She Said: My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole by Kristen Stewart
I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills…I'll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumpsSpray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.
And I bellowed and you parkedWe reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He's speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I'm drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum saluteSalutes mine …
Translation: Sorry, you’re going to have to help us with this Kristen.
