Kim and Kanye’s baby names
Knorth, Kristen, Kolin or Kekel? Which of these is most likely to become baby Kimye's official moniker?
PA PhotosKnorth West
The most rampant of rumours around the naming of the already-more-wealthy-than-you-are-at-naught-years-old spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is that they are heading towards the rather directional moniker of ‘North West’. Naturally, in keeping with the tradition of whacking a ‘K’ in front of everything (cereal, for example, becomes ‘Kereal’ when eaten in a Kardashian home. FACT.), we’ve adapted this slightly to bring you baby ‘Knorth’. Probably a boy's name, though, this one. Unless they stick an ‘e’ on the end and go for ‘Knorthe’.
PA PhotosKolin West
Fusing Kanye’s love of technology with a title a member of the IT Crowd would be deeply envious of, we bring you… Kolin West! Again with the ‘K’. Unlikely for a girl, but hey. KimYe write their own rules.
PA PhotosJesus (no surname needed)
Why? Because he (she, actually) is the Son (daughter) of God. Or so Kanye refers to himself in the humbly titled song, I Am God.
Rex FeaturesKristen West
We reckon Kim Kardashian’s prepared to do battle with America’s most Googled actress, Twilight star Kristen Stewart, and naming the USA’s most anticipated new arrival Kristen Stewart might just do it, too.
Rex FeaturesRed Lily West
Red Lily West and Blue Ivy Carter would have SO MUCH FUN being coloured flora spawn of rap megastars together.
Rex FeaturesSouth By South West
What? It’s a great festival.
WennGo West
And that’s an order!
WennKris West
We’re sure the odds on Kim Kardashian naming her super blinging little girl after Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner are pretty darn high.
Seakrest West
What an ode this would be to the man who made Kim Kardashian that camera-lovin’ selfie snapper she is today? Sticking with the ‘subtract ‘c’, replace with ‘k’ rule, baby West could be called Seakrest.
Rex FeaturesKleopatra West
OK, so South By South West isn’t reaaalllly that likely to become the baby’s name forever. But this one, this one is up there. Plus, it means ‘Father’s glory’ in Armenian. Bet Kanye loves that.
WennKekel West
Sounds more like the noise a tropical bird would make to attract a mate. Actually means ‘pretty’ in Armenian.
Getty ImagesDorothy West
A loving tribute to the high street clothing giant who transformed the Kardashian sisters from humble reality TV stars to leopard-print-loving fashion designers. Sort of.
Rex FeaturesKimye West
… Does anything echo the synergy of these headline-grabbing stalwarts than the fusion of their two names, Kimye? We highly doubt it.
