They said WHAT?!
PA PhotosBy Jessica David
"If someone were to harm my family, or a friend, or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."
- Blimey, Johnny Depp!
PA PhotosSIENNA MILLER: "I just wanted to say I can't believe I'm sitting in a bar drinking champagne next to Kevin Bacon."
KEVIN SPACEY: "Spacey."
SIENNA MILLER: "Yeah, it is, isn't it!"
PA Photos“So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
— Um, Cannes, Christina Aguilera.
PA Photos“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
“I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.”- Geography was never Britney Spears’ strong point.
PA Photos“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger. He runs California, you know.
PA Photos“Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”
“Do buffalos have wings?”- Jessica Simpson; often confused by food.
PA Photos"I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She's looking like a rock scientist (next to me)."
- Tara Reid, right for once.
PA Photos“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”
- Brooke Shields during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign, no less.
PA Photos"I hope my child will be a good Catholic like me."
- Madonna- a GOOD Catholic, got it?
PA Photos"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help."
- Thanks Tom Cruise, but we’d feel safer with an ambulance.
PA Photos"Tom (Cruise) has - we all have - the right to practise how we feel. Don't judge someone until they have tossed your salad."
- John Travolta. Eh?
PA Photos“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
- Mariah Carey, poster girl for the underprivileged.
PA Photos“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.”
- David Beckham. God bless him!
PA Photos"What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?"
"I don't really think. I just walk."- Paris Hilton. There are no words.
PA Photos"Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched, and in many cases, helped save lives!”
- David Hasselhoff (AKA The Hoff) still hasn’t twigged that people watched Baywatch for something other than lifeguard tips.
PA Photos"In England we smoked rolled cigarettes. It's better to smoke rollies than straights because straights have chemicals that keep them burning. So if you have to really smoke, smoke rollies."
- Joss Stone appears to be under the impression that roll-ups make smoking safe.
PA Photos"I love being in America."
- Charlotte Church, while in Canada.
PA Photos"I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can't take that away from me, 'cos singing is like a gift from God, and when people say I can't sing, it's kind of like insulting God."
- Fergie, Black Eyed Peas. Insult her, insult creation.
PA Photos"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?”
“I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.”- George Bush – Well, we couldn’t stop at 1! And this guy was chosen to run America?!
