Celebrity Panto Season
Judging by their bizarre fashion choices, you'd think these stars were gearing up for a stint in pantomime this Christmas!
PA PhotosLady Gaga
Starring as: The Wicked Queen
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the garish of them all? Gaga’s OTT couture and dramatic headwear would make for one evil stepmother we wouldn’t wanna mess with, yet one pantomime we’d definitely want to see!
Rex FeaturesEmma Watson
Starring as: Aladdin
Young Emma’s golden, embellished ensemble and stage school-stance make her look like she should have accessorised this magical get-up with a shiny lamp.
Rex FeaturesLindsay Lohan
Starring as: Robin Hood
Swapping tights for stockings, if there was one starlet who could keep those Merry Men in check, it’s LiLo and her crack-shot bow. Though she’d have to keep from getting too merry herself - what with the ankle monitor fitted by that wicked Sheriff…
PA PhotosThe Saturdays
Starring as: Babes In The Wood
Five scantily-clad females lost in the woods, forced to forage and fend for themselves. Something tells us this pantomime could prove popular with the boys…
PA PhotosKe$ha
Starring as: Puss In Boots
Ke$ha’s fierce furs, fishnets and tough-girl boots make for one fearsome Puss. Grrr!
PA PhotosRussell Brand
Starring as: The Child Catcher
Can’t you just hear Russell’s rendition of "Kiddy-Widdy-Winkies"? The dapper funny-man was born to play Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’s most villainous - yet debonair - baddie.
PA PhotosParis Hilton
Starring as: Mrs. Christmas
Dishing out gifts in a theatre foyer near you…
Paris: “What do you want for Christmas?”
Child: “A bike.”
Paris: “That’s hot.”
PA PhotosPeaches Geldof
Starring as: The Little Mermaid
After catching a glimpse of Peaches in this lagoon-blue and sea-green party frock, we were half expecting an all-singing, all-dancing crab to pop out of her purse and treat us to a live rendition of Under The Sea…
WennMischa Barton
Starring as: Little Red Riding Hood
Would Mischa’s, ahem, ‘out-there’ fashion choices have the Big Bad Wolf cowering in fear?
PA PhotosKaty Perry
Starring as: Snow White
In this skimpy get-up, some might argue that Katy’s anything but ‘snow white’. However, we’d imagine there’d be a queue of potential princes hoping to awaken KP with a kiss - and who could blame the Dwarfs for taking her in?
PA PhotosSJP
Starring as: Cinderella
Luckily for lowly Sarah-Jessica, the Fairy Godmother waved her magic wand over her yellowing rags and transformed them into a swirly, girly party frock fit for a princess (and a red carpet).
PA PhotosKatie Price
Starring as: Tin Man
Who wouldn’t pay to see Pricey skipping around Oz in search of a heart?
Rex FeaturesNicola Roberts
Starring as: Scarecrow
Girls Aloud’s Nicola went for the ‘dragged through a hedge backwards’ look to achieve her authentic Scarecrow finish. Can be seen skipping down the Yellow Brick Road with Katie Price’s Tin Man at a theatre near you.
PA PhotosPeter Andre
Starring as: Buttons
His buttons may be leather, but we think Pete would be perfect as Cinders’ most lovable rouge and king of the (cheesy) one-liners.
PA PhotosCher Lloyd
Starring as: The Wicked Witch Of The West
An evil-magician-meets-Avril-Lavigne, Cher’s calculating, steely gaze would no doubt have the Scarecrow and co. cowering under her reign, but the Munchkins do enjoy a skip around the Maypole to her ‘lyrical waxing’.
PA PhotosDavid Arquette
Starring as: The Jester
With threads this laughable, David’s performance would no doubt bring the house down.
PA PhotosKe$ha
Starring as: Pocahontas
The outlandish popstral’s screaming rendition of Tik Tok would no doubt have those savage warriors retreating in fear.
PA PhotosKaty Perry
Starring as: Widow Twanky
With her blue wig and rubber ensemble, Katy has sure sexed-up panto’s most famous Dame for a, ahem, more mature audience…
Rex FeaturesTaylor Momsen
Starring as: Maleficent
Sleeping Beauty’s Wicked Fairy Godmother gets a 21st Century Goth-rock makeover. Who better to play Disney’s most sinister villain than troublesome teen Taylor? We can only hope she doesn’t flash the front row…
WennRihanna
Starring as: Titania - Queen of the Fairies
RiRi would no doubt liven up the local Midsummer’s Night Dream - and no doubt be critiqued as Panto’s most fashion-forward Fairy Queen yet.
Rex FeaturesParis Hilton
Starring as: The Fairy Godmother
With just a quick swipe of her magic wand (credit card), Paris can make Hollywood dreams come true.
PA PhotosMickey Rourke
Starring as: The Mad Hatter
He has a love of mad hats. Enough said.
PA PhotosDaisy Lowe
Starring as: Jafar
With her penchant for Sultan purple and satin - not to mention that questionable up-do - this look is more magic carpet than red carpet.
Rex FeaturesFearne Cotton
Starring as: Dick Whittington
With her satin take on his infamous red suit, Fearne would bring a touch of glamour to panto’s most infamous street urchin.
