One day it's hotter than Ibiza, the next the flood warnings begin, apparently we have no inbetween. But a sudden downpour of rain may have come as a shock to some of you (it really shouldn't), but this is no excuse to act like a painful moron. It's raining, you need an umbrella, PLEASE learn how to use it.
I don't care if your hands are full, or if you forgot yours. This umbrella is not big enough for the both of us, get your own mate!
This is not America, rain is not uncommon. Please invest in an umbrella that actually works. This is embarassing when this happens, and yes everyone has seen it happen to you too.
Just because it's raining and you have this new matchy-matchy accessory hanging above your head, it doesn't mean you can wander round the streets aimlessly. Get a move on, people to see, places to be, that kind of thing...?
Please, not everyone is superstitious but be aware of those who are. You wouldn't just casually stroll under a ladder, so do not just casually bang open your umbrella indoors. The item is horrific enough, close it will you.
We are not sure what your intentions are with this one. Whether you think someone else might put it to better use, or whether your arms are tired and you can't be bothered to hold it. Either way, a lonely umbrella left in the street is doing nothing but acting as a dangerous hazzard. Suck it up and finish what you started.
Be mindful of those around you. Umbrella's are potential death traps!
Your umbrella is not a weapon. There is not some sort of elaborate, martial arts skill to the opening of an umbrella, act cool people.
An umbrella can only get you so far.
