Find out what's going up and down in fashion land this week:
The really really ridiculously good-looking Derek Zoolander is back with the release of the film's sequel this Friday. We can assure you it's just as entertaining as the first; it's horribly observant and relentlessly funny.
Have you watched Formation yet? Commendable for Bey's excellent style (she wears new season Gucci with finesse) and for its top notch lyrics starring the lines, "I got hot sauce in my bag, swag" and "I twirl on them haters" - both of which we would like to see printed on T-shirts please.
So we can't afford them just yet, but we're praying the high street catches on soon. The only way to brighten up this dank February.
Extreme proportions are big this season, but it's insanely long sleeves that we're most into - perfect for chilly days and saves you having to buy new gloves.
There is nothing, NOTHING, easier on the eye than a tanned Matthias Schoenaerts looking pensive on a remote Italian island. Watch him in A Bigger Splash, also starring Tilda Swinton in sublime holiday attire, out on 12 February.
It's too cold lads, it's too cold.
What are we to do with the dark long nights now?
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Statistically, those who post about how happy their relationships are on social media are more likely to be unhappy in reality; in fact, they're sharing for validation. We'll just leave that cold hard fact here for you to mull over.
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And all the other food stuffs that sound as if they were made in a laboratory that LA wellness expert Amanda Chantal Bacon is fond of. Chewy bee pollen anyone?
Have they finally reached saturation point? We're not done with them just yet, although Adidas Superstars are our new favoured trainers.
