Simon Cowell goes on holiday, and we can't stop looking at pictures of him. What is wrong with us all?
The new baby daddy has been spending the past week in Miami with his girlfriend Lauren Silverman, and their new baby boy, Eric. Cute, right? WRONG.
Simon Cowell has been strutting around Bal Harbor with his chest out, wearing bootcut (!!) denim jeans, a tight black belt, complete with clumpy black (pointy!) shoes. It made us feel a little... uncomfortable.
First of all, why is he wearing jeans on a beach? And if he must wear jeans, why isn't he wearing a T-shirt? And hello! Look at that sunburn, why did he not wear a higher factor? And, why oh why did Lauren not say, "Babe, you can't go out like that! Everyone will point, stare and laugh at you..."
But no, she didn't and that's what we all did - via Twitter.
Here are the best reactions to Simon Cowell's chest-a-licious holiday pictures
Simon Cowell's number one fan Steve Brookstein had something to say on the matter…
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Someone had a great idea for the new X Factor promo pictures…
A lot of people are requesting a hazard warning…
Some find it all a bit, well, strange…
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This girl should probably not look at this story…
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But this guy really should…
Now here's a thought we can ponder...
A little bit of perspective is always a good thing…
WORD!
Here's another picture for your viewing pleasure...
You're very welcome.
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