Megan Fox is the greatest threat to Christendom since someone made a mediocre adaptation of a fantasy book. At least according to her Instagram comments.
Fox and her fiancé, Machine Gun Kelly, who, prior to October 31, 2022, were paragons of modesty and hailed across the country by parent groups as perfect role models, dressed up for Halloween as… whatever this is. A vampire priest and his… chained-up sex friend? Taken in what looks like someone's upstairs living room, pictures posted to Instagram show Kelly in black and red robes adorned with crosses, holding a goblet of red liquid in one hand and a leash in the other. At the end of the leash is Fox, in lingerie and fishnets. Kelly also seems to be feeding Megan Fox a cracker. “On Sundays we take communion,” the actor wrote in the caption.
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This is the couple's third costume of the Halloween season: First they dressed as Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, and second as a couple of elves.
What with “pregnant nun” being a Spirit Halloween staple, one might think that dressing up as Catholic clergy is, in the ever-shifting waters of What's Allowable, just this side of okay. But people are not happy. “Repent. Jesus Christ died for what you are doing right now. You have children. Where is the example? The respect? Christianity is not a costume. It’s not a religion. It’s a relationship with God,” reads one popular comment. “Imagine the outcry if they mocked literally any other religion. They would be cancelled and we all know it,” says another, making most of a somewhat fair point.
This video has no business being this good.
“Such disrespect!! Yet Hollywood and mainstream media will envy and bow down to this!!! Christianity being disrespected yet no one thinks it’s wrong! Other religions can’t be spoken about but Christianity can be mocked!,” reads another comment. In the words of Liz Lemon, “Just say Jewish, this is taking forever.”
This article originally appeared on GLAMOUR US.
