Binky Felstead

We kid you not: The Made in Chelsea perfume is here

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There's a Made In Chelsea perfume, people. We kid you not. It's been launched on The Fragrance Shop and everything. But what does it smell like - money? The whiff of scandalous love triangles? Jamie Biscuits?

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Well no, actually. According to The Fragrance Shop, it's a fruit scent that takes inspiration from "zingy cocktails and evening glamour" - and the pretty blue bottle looks remarkably like Britney Spears' Curious fragrance.

But anyhoo, the cast put their troubles behind them (SPOILER: things didn't work out in South Africa, and we're not just talking about Spencer's flippy-up glasses and flat cap), to promote the launch of the new fragrance.

First up we had Binky Felstead and her boyfriend Alex, who cuddled up at the launch (we were majorly impressed by the height of his hair).

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Then, we had Binky's new room-mate Fran, who wore a sheer shirt that's bound to upset spurned potential flame Sam Thompson.

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Speaking of Sam, his sister wore a coat with a furry trim (we hope it's faux!), and her BFF Rosie Fortescue wore a lattice dress by Ukelele.

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Also in attendance were Lucy Watson (or the "prize" of the Spencer/Jamie love war as she was so charmingly called by Phoebe in last night's episode), and her on-off love interest Jamie.

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Will any of them be smelling of "zingy cocktails and evening glamour"? Will the crystal bottle be appearing surreptitiously on Binky's dressing table in future episides? Only time will tell...

The Made in Chelsea London fragrance, £17.99 for 50ml or a Shimmer Lotion Gift Set, is available now, exclusively at The Fragrance Shop.