Sheer Shorts

Kate Beckinsale wore sheer micro-shorts on the Cannes carpet

She sells sheer shorts by the seashore.
Kate Beckinsale Wore Sheer MicroShorts on the Cannes Carpet  See Photos
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Sheer dress, goodbye; sheer bodysuit, hello! Kate Beckinsale said give me glitter and give me legs, and her designer said, Bet.

Beckinsale attended the red-carpet premiere of The Pot au Feu at the Cannes Film Festival in a sheer, bejeweled body suit that boasts long sleeves and short shorts. The colour can only be described as that of every 2000s girl's dream car. Thanks to crystal embellishments and chandelier-like strings of beads, it's actually not that revealing. Reminds me a bit of Taylor Swift's bodysuit in the cover art for her new collab with Ice Spice, or the sheer-with-embellishments gown Beckinsale wore in March. Still, it's no match for the levels of see-through displayed by Irina Shayk, who wore underwear and, like, a piece of netting and called it a day.

This is Cannes, baby—you can't just slip into something sparkly. Beckinsale also wore a voluminous silk skirt tied at her waist, giving the whole thing an updated Charles James silhouette (not James Charles, which I originally typed; very different person).

Kate Beckinsale attends the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24 2023.
Kate Beckinsale attends the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2023.Lionel Hahn/Getty Images

Kate Beckinsale completed the look with dark nails, platform heels, a bouncy updo, and jade earrings. Super spring-y!

Kate Beckinsale Wore Sheer MicroShorts on the Cannes Carpet  See Photos
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The colour choice here is simply brilliant. It's the exact opposite of the colour of the carpet, so she stands out amid a sea of couture, but it's also light enough to not be an eyesore. It could pass for pastel.

Frankly, though, I far prefer Kate Beckinsale's at-home style. Take for instance this picture of her, still in full hair and makeup, rocking a baby tee and sweatpants along with earrings and a fat diamond and emerald necklace to pose for a picture with her cat…who has a hoodie and chain. Obviously. Duh.

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Peep the pink claw covers.

This is a cat who also received a full makeover including lashes and face gems and is frankly more fabulous than you or I could ever hope to be.

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So I guess the question is, Why are there no felines on the Cannes carpet? We were already denied Choupette at the Met Gala. Will the entire year pass without a single cat on a step-and-repeat?

This feature originally appeared on Glamour US.