With news that Daniel Craig is returning as James Bond we're looking forward to when everyone's favourite sleaze in a suit will be back on our screens with an array of embarrassing dinosaur-like chat-up lines that inexplicably manage to woo some of the world's most beautiful and badass women.
As Daniel Craig says himself, Bond is a "very lonely, sexist misogynist" (something he admits he lives with because of his sizable pay check), but this doesn't seem to temper his success rate.
But, how, we wonder, would Bond's slimy womanising skills fare in an office environment? We've found his most creepy, unimaginative and sometimes just really weird pick-up lines that would definitely have landed him in HR's office:
James Bond: "I was wrong about you." Christmas Jones: "Yeah, how so?" James Bond: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."
James Bond: "Miss Anders! I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."
James Bond (to horse trainer assasin): "Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle." Jenny Flex: "Yes, I love an early morning ride." James Bond: "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
Vijay: "I hear the Island is exclusively for women, no men allowed." James Bond: "Sexual discrimination, I will definitely have to pay it a visit."
James Bond: "I'll do anything for a woman with a knife."
Fatima Blush: "Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet." James Bond: "Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James."
Eve: "Room service." James Bond: "I didn't order anything, not even you."
Tatiana Romanova: "I think my mouth is too big!" James Bond: "It's just the right size... for me, that is."
James Bond: "Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream."
James Bond: "You're not my type." Vesper Lynd: "Why, cause I have half a brain?" James Bond: "No, cause you're single."
Verity: "I see you handle your weapon well." James Bond: "I have been known to keep my tip up."
James Bond: "I always enjoyed learning a new tongue." Moneypenny: "You always were a cunning linguist, James."
Vesper Lynd: "If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known." James Bond: "That's because you know what I can do with my little finger..."
