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That new Hello button on Facebook is ruining everything 😫

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You had me at hello! Insert your hello/Facebook pun of choice (hello it's me?) because there's a new button in town – and it's driving people mad.

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Coming hot on the heels of Facebook's mysterious purple flower, a Hello button has popped up.

If you go to someone's page – a friend, or otherwise – you'll see a button on the right hand side that says 'Hello'. In the style of the old 'Poke' function, you...say hello to them. And that's literally it.

Once both of you have said hello, you'll get a message at the top of your screen saying "You both said hello to each other" (which is possibly the most panicked and British thing imaginable) followed by an invitation to message each other.

NEVER.

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Definitely never.

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Basically, it's screwed up everybody's ability to make friends/stalk other people in peace.

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GOD DAMN IT FACEBOOK!

So, speaking of hellos...

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