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style="line-height: 0.53cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; margin-left: 0.04cm; text-align: left;">
...to buy a new album purely for two songs, which
you repeat over and over (and over) again
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style="line-height: 0.53cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; margin-left: 0.07cm; text-align: left;">
**...to be that person who laughs way too loudly during
speeches**
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style="font-style: normal; line-height: 0.53cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; margin-left: 0.07cm; text-align: left;">
...to take a break from painful brow-plucking and call it your
'spring 2011 catwalk thing'
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style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.53cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; margin-left: 0.07cm; text-align: left;">
**...to be vegetarian 99% of the time. What happens at 2am stays
between you and that, er, bacon sandwich**
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style="font-style: normal; line-height: 0.53cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; margin-left: 0.07cm; text-align: left;">
...if the 'emergency' that made you late for your friend had less
to do with an actual emergency and more to do with getting your
roots done
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style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0cm; margin-left: 0.11cm; text-align: left;">
**...if the only added 'extra' you use on your phone is the
calculator**
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style="font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0cm; margin-left: 0.07cm; text-align: left;">
...to tell your friend that her boyfriend is horrible, if he
is
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style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.53cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; margin-left: 0.07cm; text-align: left;">
**...if your biggest achievement on a hungover Sunday is having a
shower. Ten minutes' standing upright = Serious.
Effort**
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style="font-style: normal; line-height: 0.53cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; margin-left: 0.07cm; text-align: left;">
...to only delete a guy's number if you know you have it written
down somewhere. Or memorised
