Enrique Iglesias has no balls

Enrique Iglesias says he's not planning to advertise underwear - because he hasn't got the "package". The Spanish singer denied rumours that he was planning to strip off soon, saying: "I don't have the package! If they can Photoshop pics and make my manhood look bigger, maybe. But they mush have done that with Becks, right?" Enrique added: "I don't look good naked. I've got chicken legs and my balls hang too low. I hear they get lower. I'll have to tuck mine into my socks." You've got to respect a guy who's so honest! SOURCE: THE LONDON PAPER