This is for our hay fever home girls - you're not alone...
So far this summer, you've wasted approximately 10 million British pounds on Hay fever tablets & tissues
No one, and we mean no one, understands your pain
When friends say they've never had it, you can't help but notice the smugness in their voice
And you kind of wanna smack them in the face
But you wouldn't - mainly because you don't have the energy
A sloth has more energy than you during hay fever season
Why? Because the packets lie! They are NOT non-drowsy, ok?
There's only one thing worse than the smug friends - and that's the competitive ones
We get it - your hay fever's worse/you've had it longer/you are literally dying
Literally. Dying.
Hay fever sufferers, you pretend that you love the summer - but it's hard when you look like this
And you're constantly sneezing
Don't even get us started on the itchy eyes
Or the scratchy roof of your mouth
SRSLY, what is that?!
And while all your friends are loving life at barbecues
You're washing your bed linen because you've heard it helps
It doesn't. Or you're having a shower to 'remove the pollen'
It doesn't. Or you're eating a vat of locally produced honey
You don't even like honey, FFS.
But nothing works. Hay fever is a bitch.
An absolute bitch.
Call us when it's over. But oh wait, we've just checked the weather...
Atchooooo.
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