Londoners are not happy today, TfL has revoked UBER's license which means, yep, we'll have to get the night tube. Eek!
Our dream tube companion: Rihanna. But we all know we'll be sat with a load of idiots.
Here are 15 types of drunken twerps we'll meet at 3am on the night tube…
1. The sleepy drunk
2. The kebab-munching drunk
3. The pervy drunk
4. The can't-stay-on-their-feet drunk
5. The crying drunk
6. The I've-just-applied-some-new-make-up-and-now-I'm-feeling-extra-hawt drunk
7. The giggling-at-absolutely-nothing drunk
8. The angry drunk
9. The talking shit drunk
10. The singing drunk
11. The I'm-lost-and-I-can't-remember-my-address drunk
12. The apologising-until-the-end drunk
13. The chatty Cathy drunk
14. The harmless weird drunk
15. The get-a-room drunk
Stay safe out there, peeps!
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