Self Esteem's 5 Feminist Commandments

Hi Glamour, I'm Self-Esteem and these are my five

feminist commandments.

Number one, the only person to please is yourself.

Number two, before you kick off, just zoom out a little bit

and assess whether it's gonna be worth it.

If it probably doesn't bother you within an hour,

it's probably not worth it.

Number three, don't say anything is fine if it isn't.

Try and immediately communicate the truth across the board.

Definitely if you're going out with someone,

just say the truth, don't try and make anyone guess.

People can't mind read.

Number four, don't take any shit off the person

you're going out with just 'cause you're scared

of being alone.

Being alone is way better than being treated badly.

Number five, just don't shave your minge

if you can't be asked, don't shave your legs.

It doesn't really matter, no one cares.