The Sex He Really Wants (But Doesn't Ask For)
Speaking of which, we also wonder what it would be like to own a vagina. If you didn't already know, we're pretty fascinated by your girl parts. It just feels so impossibly good in there! Teams of scientists have spent millions over decades trying to replicate the feeling with lubricants, devices, even 'realistic' sex dolls - and nothing comes close. What's it like to have that power? How does it feel to have us in there? Hearing you describe all this is a pretty sexy sex move because men want to think you really like having one in the same way we like having our own gear.
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Even if you think your boyfriend is a cocksure stallion in the bedroom and the communication between you is great, there will still be things he'd rather like - but is afraid to ask for. But never fear: here at Glamour.Com we've done our homework and gotten the lowdown from an unusually forthcoming (but anonymous, he's not that forthcoming) guy -
Rex FeaturesListening
Some men are curious about all kinds of sex, and other men are strictly meat-and-potatoes. The curious among us are often not sure what specific sex we want, we don't really understand ourselves. This is why the sexiest thing you could ever do is to tell a man that he is free to ask you for anything. Even if you choose not to do it, he'll love that you listened and tried to understand so he doesn't find himself writing a pleading email to some guy on the internet.
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Rex FeaturesTalk
Not dirty talk (as fun as that can be) - we mean actual talk. For example, it would be nice to ask you for an interpretation of the dream we had in which we had sex with your mother aboard Han Solo's Millennium Falcon, because it kind of freaked us out, but we're worried you'll be freaked out too. But mostly, we'd like to talk to you about feeling a little insecure with the whole sex thing in general. Men are extremely reluctant to admit we don't know everything or that we fret over: "Thick enough?" "Pleasantly curved?" "What feels good to you?" "What doesn't?" "Are we even doing this right?"
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Rex FeaturesThe Back Door (His)
We're not gay. We don't want you to think we are gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, it's just that everything we've learnt tells us that manly men do not ask women to explore the southern hemisphere. (These fears are justified. I've had scored of emails from women asking, "Does this mean he's gay?" when their man finally gains the courage to suggest a novel use for her finger.) Yet despite these fears, somehow - and we're not saying how - we've discovered that playing around back there can feel pretty good.
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Rex FeaturesCross-Dressing
Men wear trousers and a shirt. Everything else is just a variation on the same theme. But there's so much mystique around all your stuff - the lingerie, the skirts, the shoes, the make-up. My God - the nail colours! What's it like to have all these options to help you be seductive? Some of us can be a little jealous. Most men don't have the desire to be transvestites or make a habit of raiding your underwear drawer, but some of us would like to try it once, just to see.
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Rex FeaturesService with a Smile
We've learnt not to offend your feminist sensibilities. But we have a very un-feminist recurring fantasy in which you pour us a beer, slip, say, Baby Oil Bikini Contest into the DVD player, and then make good use of your hands while whispering, "I love it when you watch girls in thongs," into our ears. Afterwards, a pizza would be nice.
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Rex FeaturesThe secrets of your lady garden
Speaking of which, we also wonder what it would be like to own a vagina. If you didn't already know, we're pretty fascinated by your girl parts. It just feels so impossibly good in there! Teams of scientists have spent millions over decades trying to replicate the feeling with lubricants, devices, even 'realistic' sex dolls - and nothing comes close. What's it like to have that power? How does it feel to have us in there? Hearing you describe all this is a pretty sexy sex move because men want to think you really like having one in the same way we like having our own gear.
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Rex FeaturesThoughtfulness
It may not sound like a sex move, but thoughtfulness is very sexy. Since we are a little close-mouthed about what we want, we think it'd be very cool if you just magically knew! Of course, we also wish you knew how thrilling it'd be if you used your body as a serving dish for beef stroganoff, but thoughtful surprises don't have to be elaborate or especially kinky, just seductive and unexpected.
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Rex FeaturesWatching Porn
No, wait, it's not what you think. We wish we could ask you to watch the porn. By the time most men are 25 they've already seen a lot of porn and many of us are bored of it. But we seem to think there is something very hot about a women becoming out-of-control horny at the sight of the genetic mutations that are male porn actors' genitals. We also fantasise about you mimicking the woman in the miniskirt with the malfunctioning car who seduces the stranger into helping. We like the idea that you could be extremely slutty... without you actually being slutty.
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Rex FeaturesDiscipline
An awful lot of us entertain fantasies involving leggy vixens of Amazonian proportions dressed in some type of vampire/policewoman/goth queen costume. After looking into this, I discovered just how popular it is. I think just about every guy who has a female disciplinarian school teacher in his background has this fantasy.
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Rex FeaturesToys
Men have a love-hate relationship with your sex toys. One the one hand, they sure take the pressure off our performance. On the other hand we don't have long-lasting batteries or the proportions. On the third hand, watching you use them is pretty steamy. The thing is, we don't feel we can ask you not to use them, because it might betray some insecurity, and we don't think we can ask you to use them because you might think we're asking you to be an erotic entertainer.
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