Girls 101
Much like the rest of the planet, we here at GLAMOUR.com are pretty obsessed with all things Girls. And in honour of our favourite TV show, we run down our favourite musing from Hannah, Marnie, Jessa, Shoshanna et al...
On New York
Hannah: Why is everyone struggling in New York? Why don't we all just move here and start the revolution?
Hannah: You are from New York, therefore you are just naturally interesting.
Shoshanna: Have you not seen Rent?
Marnie: Please, I've seen it like 12 times. That's basically why I moved to NY.
On Hannah's career
Hannah's mom: I cut her off so she'd have something to write about!
Hannah: I didn't lose my job, I gave it away.
On Hannah's dress sense
Ray: Forget all the BBC you watch at home with your cats and come back with an appropriate outfit.
Charlie [to Hannah]: You look like a Mexican teenager.
On Hannah's on-again/off-again boyfriend Adam
Marnie [about Adam]: I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a s**t and drinking milk at the same time.
Hannah: Okay that's Adam
Jessa: He does sort of look like the original man.
Hannah on Adam
Hannah: I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.
On careers, per se
Jessa: You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there everyday, even on the days you don't feel like it.
Ray: Usually when people say they wanna be a writer they really don't wanna do anything except, ya know, eat and masturbate.
On relationships
Hannah: I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.
Jessa: All that matters are that your rising signs are compatible, the sex is decent and he supports you creatively.
Marnie on relationships
Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Marnie: So you really don't want to date me? Last chance.
On making it a night to remember
Hannah: Last time I got drunk I ate all this brie and threw up on my cell phone.
Elijah: Let's have the type of night where it's 5 am and one of us has definitely punched someone who's been on a Disney channel show.
On Hannah's memoirs
Hannah: I think journal implies a 13-year-old girl who rides horses, and is obsessed with her mom and it's not what I'm doing.
(2 minutes later)
Hannah: Okay I don't wanna split hairs here, but it's not a journal, it's a notebook. It's notes for a book.
The world according to Shoshanna
Shoshanna: This is like the most SATC.
Shoshanna: I could massage your groin in a non-sexual way.
Shoshanna: I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.
Shoshanna: What's better than bathing a pig?
On modern romance
Hannah: I can't take a serious naked picture of myself. That's just not who I am.
Shoshanna: I didn't get any sleep last night because Ray only wants to watch old episodes of Ally McBeal all night long.
On sex
Hannah: Re: the threesome, I have enough trouble focusing where to place my attention on one person's body.
Shoshanna: I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.
Shoshanna: What's a butt plug?
On friendship
Hannah: There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.
Elijah [to Hannah]: I'm sorry I have a boner. It's not for you.
Thomas-John
Thomas [about Jessa]: I thought to myself, if I ever met that crazy bitch again, I'd make her my wife.
On life goals
Hannah [on her evening plans]: I have work, then a dinner thing, and then I am busy trying to become who I am.
Hannah: Do you know that part on your resume where they ask if you have any special skills? Well, it's the thing where they ask you to list like, 'yoga, Spanish, water skiing, Photoshop'. I feel like I don’t I have any special skills.
Rex FeaturesOn going out
Shoshanna: I'm socializing. I'm sorry if that's not working for you, my social butterflyness.
On being a guest
Hannah: And I'm starving because all you have to eat in your house is your pet rabbit and I'm an undiagnosed hypoglycemic. Then we come into this graveyard and I feel like we're in Hocus Pocus and Thora Birch is gonna come and wear her little hat.
Words of comfort
Hannah's Dad: C'mon you're not anorexic, that's ridiculous. I've seen you in a bathing suit.
Hannah [to Jessa]: You are so mean when you're depressed.
On technology
Adam on picking up a FaceTime call: Is this fking face space or some st?
On technology ptII
Ray: I've been known to dabble in the Macintosh arts.
On your early 20s
Marnie: Sometimes being really good all the time feels really bad. But I'm on a journey. It's my journey and I'm okay.
On your friends getting hot
Shoshanna [to Charlie]: Okay I don't want this to be awkward but like you look amazing, like seriously you could have sex with like any girl at this party including me. Oh my God.
The best of the rest
Hannah: Ok I think I got everything; testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.
The best of the rest
Hannah: Why don't you lay this thing down, flip it, and reverse it because I don't think it's very nice.
The best of the rest
Elijah: What the f**k are you wearing?
Marnie: My uniform.
Elijah: You look like a slutty Von Trapp child.
On pistachios
Hannah: You don't know what a pistachio is?
Hannah's Idol: It's like a little penis.
