Game Of Thrones

21 thoughts we had while watching the Game of Thrones trailer

I never did find the perfect giant furry coat for winter.

31 March 2017

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Game of Thrones is BACK. Almost. (There's a new trailer anyway.) Here's what went through our minds during all one minute and 31 seconds of it.

1. Ooh an ominous shadow, who could it be?
2. Who’s still alive?
3. Wait, that doesn’t matter anyway. Dead, alive, it’s still all up for grabs, right?
4. It’s Jon Snow! He’s alive! Isn’t he? I can’t remember.
5. Ish. He’s alive-ish.
6. Good use of Sit Down by James. Downloads will go through the roof. They must be pleased.
7. Brooding Jon Snow. The best Jon Snow.
8. I never did find the perfect giant furry coat for winter. Maybe I'll find one in the sale now.
9. EXCELLENT braids Daeynerys. I wish I could do braids.
10. She’s so pretty.
11. Doesn’t Cersei look like Joffrey from the back with shorter hair? That must be on purpose.
12. God she’s a badass. I love Cersei. I hate Cersei.
13. Are they all going to have a fight?
14. Nice candlelight location.
15. ARE THEY ALL GOING TO HAVE SEX?
16. I wonder how many sex scenes there have actually been in Game of Thrones so far. Someone has probably catalogued that on the internet.
17. Close up faces. Very grave close up faces.
18. Cold breath Cersei. Clever. Showing ‘Winter is coming’ without saying it.
19. Poor Sean Bean.
20. Waaahh white walkers.
21. The 16th of July? Are you effing kidding me? I can’t wait that long!

See more FIT Harington below...

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The hair, the brooding, the northern gruff tones - words can't express how much we fancy Jon Snow.
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Kit was looking suitably fit at the Emmy Awards.
Might as well start off with the face. It’s a fine face. Covered in snow, and stubble, and a smattering of dirt, we’d happily go north of The Wall for a bit of Jon Snow.
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Real name? Kit Harington. Newly renamed: Fit Harington. By us. Because of pictures like this.

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Ever seen a man floor a yard in a peplum? There’s only one way we’d be aiming if this fine specimen strutted past. And it wouldn’t be at the target.
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Now, usually, if a guy turned up on a date wearing a purple shirt like this one, we’d probably tell him to a) leave b) go home and change c) hide under the table or d) never contact us again. In this case, we’d just ask him to remove it. And sit there, casually chatting away, legs crossed, completely topless…
Men in Uggs. Bad. Fit Harington in the pretend Medieval equivalent? Totally doing it for us.
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In his rightful place: on the Iron Throne. King of our hearts. Minds. Face. Everything…

Well, he best be keeping that sheathed…
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Cleverly teaming a charcoal three-piece with the background, here. Our lust grows with every well-attired season that flies past.
Head and shoulders. Build like the Honey Monster. Hotter than Tony the Tiger... Or something.
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Unhand him, woman, he’s ours! And we’d never do that thing that you did. That we won’t tell you about because IT’S A MASSIVE SPOILER. But trust us, it’s not very nice. And we dislike you for it. A lot.

Oh no, it’s raining! He’s wet! Hands up who wants to help Jon Snow out of his tunic? Hands up
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Oh no, it’s not raining! He’s dry! Hands up who wants to help Fit Harrington out of his suit? Hands up
From every...
... Single snowy angle, he’s a ruddy dream boat, that son of Ned Stark.

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Seriously. Someone get this man a modelling contract. And someone get us his number, while you’re at it, too.
… Is exactly how we feel about the prospect of an entire year without Jon Snow in our lives. AN ENTIRE YEAR! Roll on Game Of Thrones Season 4, is what we say. We’re so all about Fit Harington.