We cast all the Disney Princesses!
Disney appears to be dead set on turning all its animated princesses into real-live action ones. We've already had Lily James as Cinderella, Emma Watson as Belle and this week, it's been announced that Naomi Scott will take on the role of Jasmin in Guy Ritchie's remake of the 1992 animated classic, Aladdin. But, there's still plenty of roles to play for.
Always ready to lend a hand, we're offering Hollywood our advice on the arduous task of casting the rest of the dream princesses (we're counting Elsa and Anna - it's only a matter of time). Here are the real-life Disney princesses as cast by team GLAMOUR...
DisneyRapunzel from Tangled
The Brief: Feisty with hair approximately 1000 feet in length, who works well in confined spaces and doesn’t mind heights. Must like handsome princes.
Key skillset: Magic glow-in-the-dark hair and magic tears are a must for this role.
Getty ImagesWho’s getting the call-back?
Kirsten Dunst do you fancy a move to Disney? Purple suits you....
Rex FeaturesAriel from The Little Mermaid
The Brief: Red-headed beauty, mermaid tail a plus but not deal-breaker. Must like lobsters.
Key skillset: Swimming and singing. Preferably at the same time.
Rex FeaturesAurora from Sleeping Beauty
The Brief: Beautiful somnambulist maiden. Must like tiny little tweety birds.
Key skillset: Proven kissing experiance. Sleep method actor preferred.
Getty ImagesWho’s getting the call-back?
“Hello? Hello? Is that Allison Williams? Clear that calendar."
Rex FeaturesMerida from Brave
The Brief: Small, feisty, loads of curly hair. Must like bears.
Key skillset: Must be proficient in archery, spear-throwing, sword-fighting and horse-riding.
Rex FeaturesElsa from Frozen
The Brief: Drop.Dead.Gorgeous need only apply. Icy exterior required. Must like snow beasts.
Key skillset: Magical fingers a plus (must be able to produce ice and snow at a moment’s notice), professional ice-sculptor.
Rex FeaturesAnna from Frozen
The Brief: Fearless young actress who’s ok with wearing another jumper rather than sticking the heating up. Auditions will be held across North Greenland, Artic Circle, North & South Poles. Must like reindeer.
Key skillset: Proficient in building snowmen.
Rex FeaturesFa Mulan from Mulan
The Brief: Physically fit, spirited actress who isn’t afraid of public appearances minus a Princess Disney dress. Must like crickets.
Key skillset: Kung Fu and mastery of some key weapons (jian sword, tessen fans, bo-staff, short bow and arrow, cannon, swords generally, harpoon and er spear.)
Getty ImagesWho’s getting the call-back?
Jack Whitehall – you’re gonna have to hand over your beautiful girlfriend Gemma Chan. She’s hired.
Rex FeaturesPocahontas from Pocahontas
The Brief: Statuesque actress with a love of nature and animals. Must like raccoons and humming birds.
Key skillset: Can handle a canoe and work fringing well.
Rex FeaturesSnow White from Snow White
The Brief: So we’re thinking, lips red as a rose, hair black as ebony and skin white as snow? Must like dwarfs.
Key skillset: Singing in forests with animals, keeping clean and tidy, working with multiple personalities (grumpy, happy, sneezy, dopey, bashful, sleepy, etc types).
Getty ImagesWho’s getting the call-back?
Jenna Coleman - we’ve got HOLLYWOOD on the line. Can you take the call?
Rex FeaturesTiana from The Princess & The Frog
The Brief: Southern actress who looks good both in human and frog form.
Key skillset: Jumping, leaping, breathing underwater and catching food with tongue. Must like fireflies. And frogs.
Getty ImagesWho’s getting the call-back?
Zendaya, you knew this was coming. It’s showtime. Get your frog suit.
Rex FeaturesCinderella from Cinderella
The Brief: Blonde beauty, preferable rags-to-riches background, must have a tendancy to misplace things.
Key skillset: Singing and experience in acting alongside woodland animals.
