Chris Hemsworth 17 times. NSFW.

Chris Hemsworth. You've always been GLAMOUR's Sexiest Man. We love you, adore you, and worship the ground you walk on. We are only human. There are so many ways we love you, but here's 16 for starters. THORRRRRRR!
Splash NewsSeriously, I know he's your dad but can you ask him to step out of the picture please Chris?
Getty ImagesThe v-neck sweater minus shirt is not really ok ever, BUT you Chris are the exception to the fashion rule.
Mode-Media.comHey Chris...pssstt....over here. I'm hiding in the bushes.

When you ride a mini lawn mower contraption it's like looking at the sun.
Rex FeaturesYou have nice hair.
Rex FeaturesYou are Thor. An actual God.
Rex FeaturesYou're SOOOOOOO funny Chris. No really, LOL, MEGA LOLZ, what did you say?
Rex FeaturesWhatever. HOT.
Rex FeaturesYou look sexy leaning against a mirror.
Rex FeaturesOpps - how did that get in here?
Rex FeaturesMe! Me! Me! Throw me the ball Chris!
PAAt night I snog my pillow and pretend it's you Chris.
PAAre you a doctor? Dr Hemsworth? Help me doctor - I have a pain - a LOVE pain.
PADon't look at me like that. I can't concentrate.
PAActual drool.
PAMan bun. Sure - why not.
PACute even before the muscles and the long hair.
We hope you enjoyed this brief but magical Chris Hemsworth break. Now get back to work.

