GLAMOUR’s Dream 2013
Extra, extra! Read all about it… In our wildest dreams. The headlines we'd love to write in 2013 - from wish-fulfilling celebrity marriages, to ideal film roles and fantasy fashion team-ups. Note: the stories you are about to witness are, at this present moment in time, ENTIRELY MADE UP. Also, some of the images used have been Photoshopped and are not visual representations of events that actually happened. That speech bubble by Kristen Stewart's head on frame 12 did not attend the LA premiere of Breaking Dawn - Part 1 in person, for example. You get the drift. Enjoy!
Getty ImagesStephenie Meyer Confirms Twilight 6, 7, 8 Films!
You thought it was all over… But Stephenie Meyer has a few Star Wars-esque tricks up her sleeve which will see Edward Cullen and Bella Swan – still played by our favourite couple, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart – return to the big screen! Yeah… We wish.
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Rex Features/PA PhotosEddie Redmayne & Emma Watson To Star In Downton Abbey
With Dan Stevens rumoured to be out of the fourth series and Jessica Brown Findlay bowing out already, we reckon the UK’s most popular period drama is in need of a few recruits. Especially if those recruits are shaped like Eddie Redmayne and Emma Watson. You thought the US went bonkers before!
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WennDiane Kruger And Joshua Jackson Marry In Secret
… And have the most stylish wedding on the planet, as would only be befitting of Hollywood’s most elegant couple. Joshua Jackson did say he hadn’t ruled marriage out … Perhaps they just need a friendly bit of peer pressure? GET MARRIED ALREADY, WE WANT TO SEE THE DRESS! There.
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Rex FeaturesKate Middleton Pregnant With Twins
Well, the first bit has come true already, but imagine if there were two royal heirs in the works? Identical ones at that. Born seconds apart. Would they both become monarch? In our wildest dreams…
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Rex Features/ AlamyBen & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk Resurrected!
Rising like a phoenix from the ashes of the flavours graveyard. Our mouths are watering just thinking about Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk. RIP, Super Chunk.
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Getty ImagesHarry Styles Models For Burberry
Move over, Romeo Beckham: there’s only One Direction Burberry will be going in for their AW13 campaign – Harry Styles-Town. We can’t think of a single person we’d rather see wielding a brolly in a classic mac than this boyband megastar. Though we wouldn’t turn our nose up at a ‘Zayn Malik For Burberry’ campaign, either.
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PA PhotosDavid Beckham Signs For One Last Season At Manchester United
… And the entire Beckham clan move back into Beckingham Palace. Sweet memories we wish could be revisited.
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Rex FeaturesK-Stew & Karl Lagerfeld Collaborate On Exclusive Collection
Obsessed with all things Kristen Stewart? Well, now you can dress in clothes lovingly crafted by the fairest sometime vampire in cinematic history. Oh, did we mention it was a collaboration with Chanel creative director Karl Lagerfeld, too? One can but hope and dream of all those awesome biker jackets.
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Rex Features/PA PhotosDestiny’s Child Reform For Stadium Tour
Beyoncé Knowles… Can you handle it? Kelly… Can you handle it? Michelle… Can you handle it? Yes, Destiny’s Child. Yes we could handle a reunion and subsequent stadium tour. We know all the words to your songs. We’d like to show this off. We’d also like to shake our “jelly” to your greatest finger-snapping, girl power hits, Bug-A-Boo, No, No, No and Survivor. Make it happen please.
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Rex FeaturesGlastonbury Is FREE And The Rolling Stones Are Headlining!
Come on, guys… Let’s not let a little thing like money and hiring the greatest rock band of all time stop us all from having a good time. Our Dream 2013 would definitely contain a story or two about those generous promoter types at Glastonbury and their awesome taste in festival headliners.
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Rex FeaturesAngelina Jolie To Direct 50 Shades Movie
Yup. The leg-teasing queen of sauce herself, directing the sauciest movie of all time. And doing a darn good job of it, too. Of course, in our make-believe year, there’s only one couple we’d want to star as the leads…
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WennKristen & Rob to star as Ana & Christian
You guessed it. Who better to play Ana and Christian – figments of a Twilight fan fictional imagination – than the vampire movie series' big stars, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? We have a feeling we might be waiting a bit longer than a year to see this happen. Like, you know, forever.
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Rex FeaturesRylan Clark Gets His Own Chat Show
Yes, that James Arthur is a bit good. But the real star of The X Factor 2012 was flamboyant, biscuit-tinted Essex lad Rylan Clark. We say give him his own chat show and give him one soon! No, we’re not expecting hard-hitting, Paxman-esque political interrogation from the chap, but a few tears, finger-snaps and the odd Spice Girls mega-mash-up wouldn’t go amiss.
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GLAMOUR Reaches A Mammoth 10million Twitter Followers
… And all of ours are real, too. Take that, Lady Gaga.
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Rex FeaturesKate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio Come Clean About Their Romance
Come on. We’ve waited a good portion of our adult life for the Titanic co-stars to get it together. We reckon they owe us a great Hollywood romance. And while you’re at it, Hollywood – give poor old Leo an Oscar.
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Rex FeaturesSpice Girls Children Form Spice Spawn Mega-Group
Well, maybe not next year – we’re not sure Harper Seven Beckham will be up to much by then. But in the future, we’d love to see the Spice Girls’ offspring carry off what the Beatles’ spawns threatened, but never got round to. Would Romeo steal the spotlight once more? He’d have a hard time wrestling that accolade off of Phoenix Chi, we reckon...
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Rex Features/alamyH&M Confirms Latest Designer Collaboration… With Chanel
Come on, Karl, pull your finger out! We’d probably combust with excitement if high street giants H&M collaborated with the mother of all French fashion houses, Chanel, for a one-off, affordable collection. Bagsy the tweed chain-strap bag!
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Rex Features/WennTaylor Swift Releases Wrong Direction Album
Now, let’s get this straight – obviously Haylor are unbroken, will never split up and will go on to blossom, grow as a couple – and as people – and have lots of babies and all that. But history has a habit of repeating itself, and, if it does, expect an entire album detailing the ins and outs of Taylor Swift’s tumultuous relationship with the 1D star – titled ‘Wrong Direction’, obviously – hurtling into an iTunes chart near you.
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Rex FeaturesM.A.C Re-Releases Hey, Sailor Lipstick
And once more, our pouts are as well-slicked and richly hued as a vintage pin-up. Go on, M.A.C… Bring it back! Our make-up bags need you.
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Rex FeaturesMollie King & Prince Harry Go Public
Was there any truth in those royal Saturdays rumours when they surfaced earlier in 2012? We’re not sure. But if we could make our own year happen, it would include pairing this unlikely couple together. And a few snaps of Pippa and Mollie slurping down a treasure chest together in Mahiki, too, if you don’t mind.
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Rex FeaturesLiam & Noel Bury The Hatchet
As fun as the Manchurian slanging match has become to read, we’d really, really like to hear Don’t Look Back In Anger played live by a fully made-up, reformed Oasis in the future. Could it happen? Could next year be our Dream 2013?
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