10 Signs You Might Be A Goth
Might be? If you answer 'Yes' to every question on here, we're pretty sure you are! So Happy World Goth Day to you, too. From one goth to another.
Getty ImagesDo you know this man? Is he your favourite fashion designer? Would you cry GENUINE TEARS OF SADNESS if he didn’t show next season? Then cry some more because Cher was the biggest celeb on the frow (true story)? Hm. Interesting…
Rex FeaturesWould you consider the town of Whitby your ideal holiday destination and/or the place you’d most like to set up residence? Preferably in somewhere decadent and built in the Victorian era? You’re a goth.
PA Photos“Looks like the alien, crowd got groove, she burns her name into my arm, but I can never get through” – The Cure, Freakshow. Admit it. You’ve got these lyrics all over your bedroom wall, haven’t you? And you don’t even live at home anymore. Definitely the behaviour of a goth.
Rex FeaturesOpen your wardrobe. What do you see? Does it look a bit like this? Is there are distinct absence of any colour whatsoever? Bluddy goth. Please note: If your wardrobe looks like this, but made of steel and full of fluorescents, you’re probably still a goth. Just of the cyber persuasion. You're welcome.
Rex FeaturesDo you often find yourself sitting alone in a dark room, not dissimilar to this one…
Getty Images… Listening to the morose crooning of Nico’s Dessertshore (of the Velvet Underground fame)? On repeat? You know what I’m about to say…
AlamyYou don’t just sit here and read the literary works of Thomas Hardy, do you? You organise your birthday party here.
Rex FeaturesAnd during your party, you exclusively drink this. The older the better. Preferably consumed in a chalice of some description. But you wouldn't turn down crystal.
Rex FeaturesIs this man your own personal Jesus? Is he? Be honest, now…
Rex FeaturesYou definitely DO NOT enter one of these for any other reason than to stock up on crucifixes. Am I right? Am I? Well, my gothic friend. You are definitely a goth of epic proportions. And I salute you.
