We're quite anti New Year's Resolutions here at GLAMOUR, but it turns out that nearly all of us Brits are against them too, because apparently one in seven Brits have ditched their New Year's Resolutions already. And it only took a mere 24hrs to crack. So with that in mind, here are the ridiculous resolutions we all made on the cusp of 2018...
1. Do more exercise
Um, no thanks.
2. Eat well
Do we have to?
3. Make an effort with friends and go out more
FOGO is the new FOMO
4. Save money
Can't. Won't.
5. Drink less
Behave.
6. Meditate and chill the f*ck out
Nice idea, but impossible.
7. Be a tidier person
Anyone know of a good cleaner?
8. Switch off your phone and enjoy the moment
Just one more scroll of Instagram...
9. Work out at home
Like I have room for that?
10. Be more positive in your approach to life
But life is totally not fair sometimes.
11. Watch less TV
Does Netflix count?
12. Stop spending
Shopping can be a work-out - does that count?
13. Stop going for the dickhead men
You tell 'em, Taylor.
13. Stop with this Belieber nonsense
Now you're just being daft...
ARGH FORGET IT! NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ARE FOR LOSERS! HERE'S TO A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
