With the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in full swing, a team of expert panellists and the general public have been recruited to officially confirm the funniest one-liner from the event.
I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa. (Rob Auton)
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying. (Alex Horne)
I'm in a same-sex marriage ... the sex is always the same. (Alfie Moore)
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'. (Tim Vine)
I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. (Gary Delaney)
And just in case you want to see how this year's talent compares to those of previous years, here are a few past winners.
You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks. (Stewart Francis, 2012)
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. (Nick Helm, 2011)
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again. (Tim Vine, 2010)
Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge? (Dan Antopolski, 2009)
No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years. (Russell Brand, 2006)
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat. (Marcus Brigstocke, 2005)
