Her movie is bombing while her press tour goes viral. And where is Dakota Johnson? Happily enjoying a beach getaway with Chris Martin in Mexico, thankyouverymuch.
The queen of DGAF moments—and daily naps—was spotted in Puerto Vallarta in a bright white one-piece, holding hands with the Coldplay musician. It’s not exactly the Amazon, researching spiders with her mom right before she died, but it’ll do.
Johnson’s spidery new movie Madame Web is getting “so bad it’s kinda good but mostly bad” reviews, but honestly? When was the last good superhero movie anyway? No Way Home? I’m putting my feet up until Deadpool and Wolverine. Meanwhile, Johnson absolutely aced the part of the assignment she could control: wearing arachnid couture at various premieres and screenings.
Okay, web mesh! Okay, eyelashes! Naked with crystals!
Okay, HEADPIECE! Why can’t superhero movies be spooky? Should…should we put Dakota in a remake of The Crow?
Costar Sydney Sweeney got the memo too. Maybe web pattern is the new leopard. Or at least the news snakeskin.
In addition to stumping reporters and slaying red carpets, Dakota Johnson’s hobbies include meditation, sleep, and taking baths. “I do transcendental meditation. I’ve been really into breathwork recently, and that’s been helping me a lot with anxiety. I will get in a bathtub at any moment, any time of the day. If in the middle of the day, I’m like, ‘Oh, God, what is this world?’ I’ll get in the bathtub. I find water really grounding,” she revealed in December.
“I don’t have a regular [wake-up] time. It depends on what’s happening in my life. If I’m not working, if I have a day off on a Monday, then I will sleep as long as I can. Sleep is my number one priority in life…I’m not functional if I get less than 10 [hours of sleep at night]. I can easily go 14 hours.”
Definition of unbothered.
This story originally appeared on GLAMOUR US.
