Win any argument with one of these PG-rated, totally winning, 90s playground comebacks. Because… Your mum.
1. "How about no, though?"
2. "Your mum."
3. When following anything nice you say: "NOT!"
4. "What you chattin' 'bout, though?"
5. "Whatever"
6. "Loser"
7. "Talk to the hand"
8. When someone falls over: "Did you have a nice trip? Send me a postcard next time."
9. "So is your face"
10. In reply to any insult: "I know you are, but what am I?"
11. In response to 'what time is it?': "Time you got a watch"
12. "Durrrrrr!"
13. "Mind your own beeswax."
14. "Get over it."
