1.) Correctly entering the 3rd, 9th and 10th digits of your online banking password without counting it out on your fingers
2.) Picking the train carriage that rolls up dead opposite the steps to the exit. Like Bond would.
3.) Telling yourself, "I'm not going to look at Facebook today" and actually sticking to it.
4.) Scanning a full shop on the self-service tills without the robot shrieking, "Unexpected item in the bagging area!"
5.) Catching the postman just as he's writing the little-red-slip-of-parcel-disappointment
That Asos delivery will be yours – and today, not after 12pm on the next working day.
6.) Completing a customer service call without getting annoyed once
Forcefield activated.
7.) Reading, comprehending and applying the appropriate action to an error message regarding printer failure
8.) Learning an entire 11-digit phone number like we used to in the '90s.
9.) Fast-forwarding through the adverts and stopping exactly as the credits begin
TV experience level: remote ninja.
